As I said before, my friggin' friend Brad Fairyman always tells me to be careful about things, and I promised I would. I want to help you but I have a couple of questions: 1. Your first email you were Albert Fredthe (Chief Accounting Officer). Rumor has it that Key Bank is going to give me to open up a checking account in November, so I might wait until then 3. I know ever since Jeff (my real dad) left, I have trust issues (or so my guidance counselor used to say), BUT I DO TRUST YOU. I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT IN REPLYING ME IN THIS PENDING MUTUAL BENFICIARY BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES. MY SHARE WILL BE USE FOR LARGE SCALE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES BECUASE YOU WILL BE INCHARGE OF THE BUSINESS AND YOU OWN THE RIGHT BUSINESS TO ESTABLISH WITH MY FUND. She will be equipped with 3 Ninja Throwing Stars and Knumchuks. If your wondering where I got the idea for option 2, please rent American Ninja 4: The Annihilation starring Mike Dudikoff, David Bradley and directed by Cedric Sundstrom. If you think Ariel (The Lord of Darkness) can be trusted, than option 1 it is.
IN REGARDS TO YOU E MAIL MESSAGE, I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT IN ASSISTING ME IN THIS FINANCIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION.
I NEED YOUR BANKING INFORMATION TO SECURE APPROVAL FROM THE GLOBLING BANK INFAVOUR OF YOUR NAME HAS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY OF THE SAID FUND.
She was so excited, she took me out to dinner at a restaurant called Roy Rogers. I'm not really good at money and am hoping to do it well. Plus she speaks English, Spanish, Ebonics, Sign Language, and Pig Latin.
Anyway, I've been so excited, but I'm kind of scared too. Personally, I think Fredthe is a beautiful name, so I would go with that. As I said before, I want to help you, but don't currently have a bank account. I TRUST YOU AND I KOWN YOU ARE A MAN OF INTERGRITY AND WE ARE GOING TO SHARE THE PERCENTAGE AS FOLLOWS 40% WILL BE FOR YOU THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT WHILE 50% FOR ME AND 10% FOR TAX THAT WILL ARAISE DURING THE BUSINESS TRANSACTION. She is also a master of disguise if you two get in a bind, she can make you look exactly like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman.
I always told her, "NO AGNUS, it's too expensive and this is the weight that our lord and savior Jesus Christ wants you at." Now with this money, I can make her dream come true.
Jeez Ablert, you are like our guardian angel or something.
KINDLY SEND ME YOUR PRIVATE TEL, FAX NUMBER AND MOBILE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION. I can't tell you how excited I was to find 2 emails from you in my computer this morning. I was thinking, if this is such secret information, shouldn't we talk in secret code? Around here, a guy usually gets his ass kicked for saying that to another guy, but I know you really meant it. If we decide to go with option 2, I will have Elle Mac Phearson pick you up and take you to the drop-off point.
I know I'm supposed to keep this secret, but I couldn't help but to tell Agnus (my wife) about your email. That was the same day we bought these matching Ruff Ryders medallions. Agnus and I always pretend that I'm DMX and she is EVE. Elle Mac Pherson already loves you too and is cleaning out a spot in the basement for you to stay when you can get out of here. ) I am going to go try to open up a bank account in November, but I may need some help. I would pick you up but I feel that Elle Mac Phearson blends into a crowd better.
WE ARE IN THE LAST QUARTER OF THE YEAR 2002 AND I NEED A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER THAT WILL ASSIST ME TO TRANSFER THE 15M FUND INTO HIS BANK ACCOUNT.
I HAVE MANAGERIAL AUTHORITY TO TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BY ELECTRONIC WIRE TRANSFER.
Is it possible to have a check sent to me directly?