51) You dread kissing everyone at family gatherings, because you wind up smelling like armpits at the end of the night. 50) You were the first one to get cable on your block, but the last to have it legally.
” Bus Safety by Leo Foreo Automobile Maintenance by Mick Hanicos Home Electrical Tips by Alek Trologos Chinese for Greeks by Ken Ezos Map Reading for Dummies by Olie Hathicame Reducing Stress by Dan Meniazi Unemployment Tips by Tam Bellis Easy BBQ Recipes by Lou Kaniko Vegetarian Cooking by Mel Inzanes Killing Time by Perry Meno Drink Less & Enjoy Life by Al Kaholicos Journalism by Effie Meritha Gardening by Lou Louthi Cooking by Lou Koumathes & Pat Sticho Hobbies by Tina Kano (not relatead to Tina Kaneis LOL) Reading & Comprehension by Den Katalaveno Pencil Making by Mo Levi Dancing American Indian Style by Chief Tedeli BBQ Preparation by Sue Vlaki Disappearing Acts by Anna Hathis Peace by Irini Pasi Unwanted Hair Removal by Harry Kolos Winters by Connie Krio How to Please a Man by Connie Erota The Greek father calls his son a couple of days before Christmas and says, “Niko, I hate to ruin your day, but I must tell you that your mother and I are divorcing – forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Mba mba, what are you talking about? “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer, We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister Toula and let her know.” Frantic, the son calls Toula, who explodes on the phone.”No way are my loving parents getting divorced! She calls Dad immediately and screams – – “Patera, you are not getting divorced! The pharmacist looks at the Greek and asks: “My fine sir, yiati evales tin asperina eki? ” The Greek guy replies: “Eixa pae sto kafenio kai enas malakas ekee mou zaleisai ta arxithia mou!! pou gamiese A quick reference guide of essential remarks you can’t afford not to make to your children during their formative and adult years. When being asked for permission to go out: Then me paretas? (1) The blonde thought: – “That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face”.
(2) The fat lady thought: – “This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him”. Taking holidays: Akous ekei, then prolavame n’arhisoume thouleia ke theloume ‘holiday’ kiolas! Vre, emeis irthame me mia valitsa athia, hissame ema kai ithrota na mazepsoume kana frango? Using others as an example: Ithes ti kala pethia einai tou ____? Kala, then to ‘pernes ligo pio kondotero to foustani? Vre, then afises tipota sta magazia yia ka’nan allon? An se xanafiso na vgis exo mazi tous, na mou tripisis ti miti! (3) The Turkish man thought: – “That stupid Greek man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me”.