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Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date.
Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.
I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.
— Sincerely, Women The trouble with living in sin is the shortage of closet space. - Linda Sunshine Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.
- Missy Dizick There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. O'Rourke They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once! I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. - Scott Roeben Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.
A woman to a man during a slow dance: Is there a gun in your pocket or you’re just happy that we met? If you keep persuading a woman for too long, she will think that talking is the only thing you are good at.
A dance is a vertical representation of the horizontal desire.
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A first date gives you only an imperfect snapshot of who a person really is.
If you don’t have a girlfriend, it means someone has two of them. Remember, if a girl gave you a key to her heart; don’t be so lucky, tomorrow she will change the locks. If during a date a girl starts looking down – it means she likes him.
The way you want it to be – I can’t do any longer and the way I want – you wouldn’t like.
either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. - Stockard Channing Fidelity to the subject's thoug Any idiot would know women's needs are simple.